Bellies and babies

My best friend's wife is pregnant. I am SO excited. She's having twin girls - I can't wait to start buying girl clothes!!

I have recently learned, however, that I can't stand the word "belly." Ick. Even typing it kind of creeps me out. Over the years, I have had a variety of words that gave me the creeps... I guess when you get into your 30's and everyone is having babies (except you), you hear "that" word more.

But you know what's worse than the word belly? Seeing people's naked ones. I might start gagging now...

Getting old...

I got a massage yesterday, which was great. This morning I woke up with a crick in my neck, which I thought was due to sleeping weird. However, the crick got worse, to the point where I couldn't stand up without experiencing paralyzing pain in the neck.

So I've been in the couch for seven hours, which I thought would be great. Forced TV watching! But no. It is just boring and uncomfortable. And my neck isn't improving, despite copious amounts of Advil.

I realize how lame it sounds. I mean, who gets shooting pains down their neck at my age? Ugh...I am getting old.